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Champion Liar of 2010

Champion Liar of 2010 - David Milz, 40 of Bristol, Wisconsin is this years Champion Liar, beating out 500 other entrents to The Liars´ Club annual contest with the lie of: "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

Ed Impens, club vice president, said, "It had all three of the things we think are important: It´s fairly short, humor is very important, and it´s timely." Milz said, "I was shocked when I heard I won. Hey, it´s a resume builder."

"My neighbor´s scarecrow was so good that the crows brought back the corn they stole last year." was entered by Daryl Lockwood of Waupaca, and Ellen Everts of New London entered: "My luck is so bad if I bought a cemetrey, people would stop dying."

Champion Liar of 2010

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