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Erin Barry, Brett Barry, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker. A love Web - Most of the time when famous dudes get caught cheating, it’s a result of sheer dumb-@ssery. They text dick pics to girls who clearly aren’t interested in seeing their wangs, a la Brett Favre, or they exchange racy messages with every skank in a 1,000 mile radius like Tiger Woods. Years of having gotten away with murder because they know how to put a ball in a hole go to their heads so they do whatever they damn well please without a single thought about the consequences. That’s not the case with Tony Parker. Frenchy went to great lengths to conceal his affair with Erin Barry from his wife, Eva Longoria. Unfortunately for T-Parks, he was married to a 3 foot Latina leprechaun with magical ways of finding out where he’s putting his magic Johnson (Get it? Because he plays basketball!). “Tony had Erin’s personal information saved in an electronic program that only he could access,” a source close to the couple says. “But ...

Eva Longoria Denies Divorce Rumors - We were hoping those rumors of the last few days weren't true, especially on a day when love is in the air. (Prince William actually gave Kate Middleton his mother's blue sapphire engagement ring.) But TMZ is reporting that San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker has filed for divorce from "Desperate Housewives" hottie Eva Longoria. TMZ says that Tony filed for divorce Monday in Texas. The two have been married since July of 2007. However, Celebuzz reports that Tony's reps are claiming that all this divorce talk is "100 percent false." If it's true, we wonder: Is she going to have that tattoo of his jersey number, "Nine," removed from the back of her neck? Eva Longoria Denies Divorce Rumors