And if you hoped to muster some sympathy for Survivor: Nicaragua's dropout duo, you've come to the wrong exit interview.
Instead of apologizing for jumping ship, these loathsome losers made excuses, insisted they deserve spots on the jury and insulted their fellow competitors and you fans...
How do you respond to those who call your quitting a slap in the face to Survivor?
"Purple" Kelly Shinn: I'm sorry to everyone who thinks that, but at the same time I was so physically ill—afterwards, I was treated for parasites and low blood pressure. [Editor's note: Aw, poor baby.]
NaOnka Mixon: I played the game exactly the way I said I would at the beginning: I would lie, cheat and steal, I would be faker than faux fur, I would pretend to be your friend and stab you in the back. I lived up to that.
But you also told me when I was in Nicaragua, "I'm going to be that rainbow, that ray of sunshine that keeps that energy level up and very positive and upbeat and helpful."
N: I was definitely a ray of sunshine—they didn't show all the laughing and joking and stupid crazy s--t. They make me look like I'm so bitter, [like] I'm this angry black woman and I hate life, and it was nothing like that.
Does Fabio think you're a ray of sunshine?
N: Fabio can think whatever the hell he wants to think. I still have his damn socks. I still love him though.
Survivor Nicaragua
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