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Forever Lazy The New Snuggie

Forever Lazy The New Snuggie - I have a very fear real that, when we're all long gone, archeologists will unearth a treasure trove of informercials and use them as the basis with which they reconstruct our culture. What if one day all of our great works of art and literature are gone and all that remains are long, eerily cheery ads for products like the Snuggie?

On lazy days when it's chilly, turning up the heat costs money, and wrestling with blankets is silly. This one's too big, that one's too small, and a blanket can't cover it all?

Is this the poetry of the 21st century poetry?

It's the opening line to a two minute ad for a new product called "Forever Lazy." Consider it something of a Snuggie alternative. It's an adult onsie. It was created by two Wisconsin dudes in their mid-20s attempting to nab a little piece of that sweet, sweet "As Seen on TV" cash.

It's the self-proclaimed "one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear."

You can pick one up now from the Order Forever Lazy site for the low, low price of $19.95 (plus $9.95 postage and handling). Act now and they'll throw in a neck pillow and matching footies.

Remember, only 22 shopping days 'til Christmas. Snuggie-like ad after the jump.

Forever Lazy The New Snuggie
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