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Ryan Reynolds Divorce Official

Ryan Reynolds Divorce Official - Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced today that they are officially dunzo after two years of marriage. They issued a statement saying, “After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.” Pssshhht. Right. Good luck with that whole privacy thing. The whole world’s been waiting for these two to split since the day they got married. It’s not right or fair for two of the most attractive people alive to be screwing each other exclusively. Spread some of those good genes around a bit, ya know?

Ryan Reynolds Divorce Official

I, for one, am not the least bit surprised by this news. That’s too much sexy for one relationship. You can’t both be the pretty one. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make it work, only because they don’t go anywhere without 800 foreign babies, so they never have to talk to each other. Plus, Brad is aging into some sort of weird, bearded vagrant, while Ryan seems to have discovered another new ab muscle every time he takes his shirt off. Dude’s basically rockin’ a 30 pack at this point. Two super-attractive people means two huge egos, which is why only date chicks with hare lips or severe eczema. Call me, ladies.

Ryan Reynolds Divorce Official

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